so maybe i'm fat.

perhaps i am a fat man with late-stage MPB (male pattern baldness). but today everything changes, starting tomorrow. only because i went to a yankee game tonight, the good seats where all the food is already paid for. my last meal went something like crabcakes --> soft shell crab tempura --> filet mignon --> hazelnut gelato --> crab cakes. i was offered a carl's cheesesteak in the bottom 7, but i declined, on account of willpower. so tomorrow starts my rampage. god damn i will look good in my svelte summer suit come july 9. stay tuned for details about my drago-inspired training...